I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Who died my cat blue again?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
