tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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