Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wish my penis had an off switch
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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