I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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