she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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