i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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