You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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