I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
did you just send me my own nude
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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