"it" just moved
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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