i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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