So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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