I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Randomize
