i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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