Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
you had me at cake vodka
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
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