you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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