Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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