its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
You ate ashes out of my bong
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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