Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
last night I used snow as a chaser
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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