I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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