it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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