I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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