I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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