i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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