I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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