I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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