Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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