Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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