Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
it was like eating out sand paper
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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