Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
