The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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