I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
