I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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