All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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