You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I am available for nakedness
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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