I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I FOUND THE LEGS
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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