Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I touched a dick in church today
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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