I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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