Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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