That's intense
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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