I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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