I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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