Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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