Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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