I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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