We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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