when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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