Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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