Will you blow on my dice?
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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