You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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