I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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