I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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