Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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