I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
