I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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