I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
wow bdsm is so cute
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