Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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